Avast ye landlubbers, avast! It is true to say that there is not a single person who has not dreamed of being a pirate - of being a renegade, promoting escapism and generally acting piratey - well, now is your chance! With events ranging from pirate film nights to sword-fighting classes, the Pirate Society will outfit the average student with all they need to sail the seven seas with their beard held high. Also enjoying one of the most diverse committee memberships - including Treasure-argh!, Cabin Boy, Bo'sun and of course Captain - young pirate recruits are in good hands in a society devoted to education, frivolity and, above all, banterous fun - so let us splice the mainbrace and hoist the colours for what proves to be the sail of a lifetime! Yargh!